"Everyone in the world recognizes that you have very little influence with your own candidate, Republicans. You have about as much influence on his actions as do reality and truth.
But on the off chance that he is finally onto something, could you try to get him to clarify exactly what kind of Election Day of the Living Dead we’re in for? Are these 28 Days Later fast zombies? Or George A. Romero slow zombies? Because, if it’s the latter, the lines at the polls will be nuts.
Either way, America, go and vote in this nail-biter, and good luck out there."