Sunday, July 8, 2012

Zombie allusions: They just keep on coming

http://democratherald.com/news/opinion/blogs/over-my-dead-body/how-to-avoid-zombies-like-the-plague/article_b36c7bac-c6db-11e1-acd9-0019bb2963f4.html


How to avoid zombies like the plague

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"It's another Sunday morning. You turn on the TV as you wait for your toast to pop up, getting ready to go for a run or grocery shopping or to church. The news anchor is talking about some weird activity downtown; specifics are unknown, but police were blocking off streets, people are reporting violence, there's some fire.
As she's speaking, you hear screams in the background. A small group of blood-splattered people(?) stumble onto screen and commence chewing on the beleaguered anchorwoman.
So apparently zombies are taking over the world. Lovely. What do you do now?"

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