OMG, it's the sequestration zombie!
It’s the awful sequestration calamity that has struck, spreading out from Washington D.C. like a a wave of budget-slashing zombies, slashing every worthwhile government service in sight — and paving the way for another gut-wrenching recession.
Watch out, that policeman over there, he’s not going to be on the beat tomorrow. And that teacher, she’s getting furloughed, and your kids are going to be running wild in homeroom, shooting spitballs all day long.
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