Zombie allusions: They just keep on coming-"never once, even at a wedding reception, gotten hammered and danced the Funky Chicken and then passed out facedown in the prime rib"

http://www.nationaljournal.com/daily/zombie-preparedness-comes-to-the-republican-convention-20120828

Zombie Preparedness Comes to the Republican Convention

By Dave Barry, The Miami Herald

Updated: August 28, 2012 | 9:17 p.m.
August 28, 2012 | 9:16 p.m

"The Republican convention finally got going on Tuesday with a parade of speakers taking the stage to express the official theme of the evening: “Mitt Romney: You’re Darned Tooting He’s Human!”

This theme is intended to counteract what the Republicans see as their candidate’s biggest weakness, which is that when many voters look at Mitt, they do not see a regular person like themselves. They see this tall, fit, handsome, rich Mormon with a square jaw and perfect hair and a blond wife and at least 23 tall handsome clone sons; a man who appears to be calculating and reserved; a man who has never once, even at a wedding reception, gotten hammered and danced the Funky Chicken and then passed out facedown in the prime rib."