Friday, August 17, 2012

Zombie allusions: They just keep on coming-and our defenses are down

http://www.hispanicbusiness.com/news/newsbyid.asp?idx=291997


Faulty Machetes Unfit for Zombie Apocalypse

Aug. 17, 2012

Kevin P. Connolly, Orlando Sentinel



"Sorry, zombie hunters. Your weak-handled machetes from China are too dangerous. 

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and machete-maker Gerber Legendary Blades this week announced a voluntary recall of about 119,000 machetes. The problem is a weakness in the area where the handle meets the blade. 

That could cause the handle or the blade to break during use, "posing a laceration hazard," the recall message said.
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The limited-edition, $349 Apocalypse Survival Kit included seven tools, including the now-recalled Parang machete, that appeared on last fall's season opener of The Walking Dead. 

"If the Dead walk, the continuation of the human race will become a daily struggle," Gerber says on its website for the out-of-stock item. "Are you prepared to protect and defend your family and friends? Your best chance lies in the Gerber Apocalypse Survival Kit." "

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