Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Zombie allusions: They just keep on coming-but don't tell the CDC

http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/06/01/12013817-no-the-zombie-apocalypse-isnt-coming-assures-the-cdc?lite


No, the zombie apocalypse isn't coming, assures the CDC


By Life's Little Mysteries Staff


A spate of bizarre acts of cannibalism in the last week have many people wondering whether to be afraid for their own flesh. The populous' collective curiosity has even driven "zombie apocalypse" up to the No. 2 spot on Google's list of trending search terms. But don't worry: according to government scientists, the zombies are not coming for you.


The flesh-eating living dead don't actually exist, said a spokesman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," agency spokesman David Daigle told The Huffington Post. The CDC has even put out advisories on the zombie theme.

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