Everybody Knows That Zombies Get The Best Deals on Black Friday [Video]
It makes perfect sense, then, that zombies are rapidly gaining a reputation as the country’s best shoppers this holiday season. They have infinite patience, and can wait in line for days to get those coveted holiday deals. Plus, they don’t eat turkey at Thanksgiving, so they don’t have to deal with that post-holiday coma that keeps so many shoppers from reaching their true potential for insane, violent shopping. Some ads, like the one above, are even marketing directly to zombie market, which retail experts agree is this year’s “hit demographic.”
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