‘Canada Will Never Be A Safe Haven For Zombies,’ Assures ‘Dead-Icated’ Minister Of Foreign Affairs
Canadians can finally sleep easy with the knowledge that they are safe from a zombie attack!
Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird made the official announcement to the House Of Commons that his countrymen need not live in fear anymore as zombies are not welcome north of the border, RadarOnline.com is reporting.
The living dead issue came to the forefront of Wednesday’s debate when Canadian Member of Parliament Pat Martin asked if Baird is: “working with his American counterparts to develop an international zombie strategy so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?”
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